Hello, everyone. In case you haven't noticed, I've grown extremely militant about Vitaly-haters, trolls, and other lower forms of life who don't seem to understand, hence I come to the conclusion to say, haters, trolls, and other cookie-cutter elitists, GET OUT. I don't ever want to see you on my site. My apologies if I'M the one who's coming off as harsh. I'm just sick of the stupid crap surrounding him, and to be honest, it's made me a little bitter. Vitaly, if you're reading this, please don't take this the wrong way; Russia loves you, the US loves you, Europe loves you, and I love you. God, if only I could just talk to you, electronically, in person, via letter, whatever! >_<
Sorry... I haven't gone emo, and I'm not slitting my wrists, I'm just a girl who gives a **** about her favourite driver.

Hello, friends. This is the PetrovChick; as my name suggests, I love Vitaly Petrov. Anyone with a good heart and soul, or an open mind, or has their head screwed on correctly, or DOESN'T CARE IF HE'S A PAY-DRIVER RIGHT NOW, or all of the above, should love him as well, or may lightning bolts come out of the sky and strike you in your cranium, and then have the zombies rise and eat you alive.
If so, never fear: in the words of Faith No More, we care a lot; it'll be posted on YouTube and you'll receive as many "lols" as you can possibly get. We all love you!!!!
But seriously, like me or not, I am grateful to be a part of this F1 community: I can stir laughter, controversy, and maybe even abuse. I can take it though; I'm tough enough.
Happy 4th of July, by the way, even if you're not American.
See ya lata,
PetrovChick.
P.S., keep watching Mt. Rainier, Mt. Hood, and all those scary-looking volcanoes up here; you never know...